Sunday, April 30, 2017

I'm thinking of becoming a vegetarian

Bruce Cockburn, again, quietly doing his thing.  The man has a way of breaking truth down to its harsh, honest elements.  You can't be mad at the guy.  During my escapades with MI-6's "Department of Alien Affairs" I've seen a lot of stupid shit based on people's needs to believe in a fanciful world where things are 'better' (your mileage may vary).  Don't get me wrong now.  I'm a huge sci-fi fan and a fanboy from the time I came out of nappies.  But I knew when I went to see the latest Star Trek installment or sat under a tree to read Jules Verne, that it was a story about humans in a world created by humans.  I'm still waiting for the sci-fi book that keeps us here and where we focus on saving this land, not just the people on it.  Probably some native person has written it already.  I hope I'm right.

Thursday, April 27, 2017

I love a strong Black Woman

This is why I love a Black woman.  She takes no shit and gives as much as you can give her.  I used to know this Black woman, back when I was doing Aikido in Chicago.  She wore her hair natural, wild, long, and nappy before it was popular.  She was ridiculously strong - beat my ass all over that dojo mat during the day and ran around the gay clubs with me at night (pulling my white, sorry, drunk ass from being the center of attention within way too many gangbangs).  She finally convinced me that the pain I was harboring was not going to be averted by ruining my liver nor would trauma survivorship come as the result of rectal prolapse.  I miss that gal - I got sober and mistook her rescuing me as love.  The first of many stupid mistakes with love.

I hope I'm not going to get things wrong with Angus.
(Angus, off in a corner, smiles then says, "I won't let you!")

Saturday, April 15, 2017

Monday, April 10, 2017

I promise the book doesn't cost this much

I always told my biographer, A.G. Davis, that the book, The Roswell Discrepancy, would be popular but a used copy for $150.80?  Three questions:

  1. It is just out, how is that someone read it that fast to have a used copy?
  2. Why was it $151 last Saturday but $150.80 today - did it get used more?
  3. Considering the topic, snarky reflections on my fabulous sex life, just how did that copy get used?

Tuesday, April 4, 2017

BOOK RELEASE! The first part of my story revealed!


About my biographer: This story was inspired by the lives of males, gay, bisexual, and straight, who were survivors of childhood sexual abuse and sought therapy from me in hopes of becoming open to real love despite what was done to them. They were not only victims groomed by trusted adults but also of a society that has, until very recently, ignored them or refused to label their experiences as trauma. May this book and the ones forthcoming in the series offer some hope for those I tried to help and the hundreds of thousands who I was never blessed to know.

My biographer has finally published my story.


Monday, April 3, 2017

Release Party for The Roswell Discrepancy



Saturday, June 4th is the official release party for this exciting new book, the story of two Welshmen, childhood friends, searching for their fathers' murderers and caught in a strange world of Druidic healing, international intrigue, aliens, Jewish practice, and talking pets. This is a paranormal romance with a twisted ending you won't want to miss. Come have a special martini with us on our private plane and learn the secrets that hide The Roswell Discrepancy.

Time: 2 pm to 4 pm
Location:  City Coffeehouse, 6623 Allen Rd, Allen Park, MI 48101

Reply to this post with your email address or contact me with bshabbat25@gmail.com to RSVP.

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