Sunday, July 30, 2017

Old Dick and the Sea - Part Four

Same set up as before, click on the title below and access the Youtube video/automated computer voice, reading the story.  For those of you who are still addicted to words on a page, scroll down.  For previous episodes, scroll down on the blog page.

What's happening next?  Angus is getting involved . . . slowly, very slowly . . . .


Another Bisexual Rant

Thanks to the folks at #ukpride for this video, 'Bisexual Banter'.  As my biography noted in her FB post of this video, "Different accent, same bullshit."

Why I refuse to read, view, or tolerate prison-based porn

Because the reality for most queer folk in prison is uniformly horrible.

This article from #Attitude was sent to me by my biographer, who lives in Michigan where this tragedy took place.

Monday, July 24, 2017

Old Dick and the Sea - Part 3

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For audio version, click here .  Written version is below.

My biographer is at it again!

I simply love it when she brings the snark to the next level and she has done it with this interview with Our Queer Art.  I think sometimes we queer folk take ourselves and our shit too seriously.  Often, at least in the UK and the US, the agenda is defined by the "white gay mafia" - privileged, white gay men (and maybe about 3 bi men).  Yes, I am a full fledged member and will sing such from the top of Morganwg Estate (albeit I only joined the rich part when I married Angus and got a title).  But I'd like to think that I'm walking the planet also saying and promoting that mine isn't the only way to be or understand how to be queer - room needs to be made for the "minorities within the minority" otherwise we risk fracturing like other "movements" leaving room for those who are less enlightened than I to take advantage - that's how we got The Orange Man and Brexit.  (Oh damn, did I say Brexit? Oi!  If I have to hear one more time from Angus how that is going to send the UK to hell in a handbasket I'll just scream!!!)

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Upcoming event


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My biographer is hosting an FB event.  Interested in understanding the writing that paints the movie of my life?  Wanna know what it's like to have me in your head?  Join A.G. on 7/22 and ask the questions you've always wanted to be answered, like "Whatever happened to that toothbrush anyway?'

Monday, July 17, 2017

Old Dick and the Sea, Part 2

The second part of a set of back stories covering characters from "The Roswell Discrepancy: a human romance in three parts".  Learn more about this novel by clicking the this link.

Biographer's note:  Each portion of this story comes with an audio version done via "From Text to Speech" (http://www.fromtexttospeech.com/) for those who would prefer to listen to their books. Click the title just below the gif and enjoy!



At this moment, I wouldn’t be remit if I affirmed, returning to my previous statement, that my attraction was stunningly not racist.  I know this because what my eyes followed and my dick surveyed was not an attractive man by any means.  Nor was he ‘Shaka-Zulu’-movie hot – you know the kind sold in ‘Black man/White boy’ porn.  And his rubbish trainers ensured either his barely working-class status or complete cultural naiveté.  So why was I sporting a hard on so tight that it threatened to rip my trousers?

Sunday, July 9, 2017

Stories of Life Before Angus

Before my life got turned around by aliens, international intrigue, and the smell of sandalwood shampoo in Angus's hair, I was quite a mess.  Internalized homo/biphobia, rape, and family rejection will do that to a bloke.  It wasn't as if I didn't have interesting stories . . . not ones I can tell my children, but the seedy ones that you shouldn't, in these gotcha media times, put in your electronic diary.  But my biographer has convinced me that readers would be interested in this convoluted past of mine.  I'm not ashamed as we all have to grow up sometime and somehow.  Now, I look back, worried that if I don't do any more foolish crap like this, how will I continue to learn and grow?

Biographer's note:  Each portion of this story comes with an audio version done via "From Text to Speech" (http://www.fromtexttospeech.com/) for those who would prefer to listen to their books. Click the title just below the gif and enjoy!


Tuesday, July 4, 2017

New Video Trailer




My biographer is quite excited by her new creation.  She seems to think that she will create a new career for herself via my life story.  Help her along, eh?
Link to Youtube video: A novel so honest, it should be labeled 'nonfiction'

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