People are always asking me if, now that I'm married to Angus, if I miss sleeping with women. That's a stupid question that is only asked of bi men and women - as if getting married means they settled on something and were having a way better time beforehand fucking everything that moves. News Flash: Bi folk have the same success getting laid on a Saturday night as everyone else. It isn't a "double your chances" affair - there are so many factors that go into attracting others that you're openness to any gender-type only has the smallest of impacts in comparison to your overall attractiveness and charm.
It isn't about missing women but it is about loving Angus. The hidden truth about bisexuality is that it's a sexual orientation that isn't connected to one's desire to live monogamously with someone - it just means that your someone could be of any gender-type. I didn't marry Angus because he was a man but because he looks at me and gets all mushy - his perfectly sized dick and that musky smell he gets after yoga class are just a bonus, not a deal enhancer.
Well, the latter does make things a bit more exciting . . .
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